Written by Luveaucek at 07:52 9/12-2012
It's been nearly impossible to get anything accomplished around here lately, with the restructuring of the team, but I managed to sneak into one of the secured rider buildings on the facilities recently.
Within the last month, sudden tearful goodbyes were said, as the climbing squad was slowly liquidated, while Wryen executed his vicious reorganization training. This ultimately added; firing/signing riders randomly at Wryen's will, to my growing list of responsibilities. There were many team training sessions upon the cobbled roads; Schoenmakers is developing quite nicely, and he will be stronger for the coming Classics and Tour. Wryen persistently searches for a new captain, so I've been the lucky recipient of; anytime scouting requests…. He really needs to finish his accounting degree, because, after scouting about 15 riders, only Zakov and Craig were added to the roster. I think he's lost it, actually ... veteran Isa Ikonen was mysteriously traded, to upstart Scotterpop, to fund training obligations, yet he also decided to outsource a second driver, Herbert Exner for Nederlandse Tour? It turns out the second bus is exclusively for himself, and he, somehow, feels it’s best for team spirit this way???
Anyway, I’m getting sidetracked now; Gabriel Antonik trained very hard, for an entire month and a half, and as he raced … he quickly mastered each of his top sprinting skills. The past few days he’s been loitering around my office, which I’m happy to share, practicing his English, asking questions, annoying the piss out of me, being the youngster he is, and I began to wonder why … so I asked. “Why are you here! Why aren’t you resting for NL tour?” He smiled and said, “I am ready already.”
He then went on to enlightened me of an entirely different aspect of this organization I had never imagined, and explained he could not rest, currently. This disturbed me, slightly, for multiple reasons, and it ignited my curiosity. I knew riders rested after their races, but I had no idea what it exactly entailed, and, after some basic questioning of my own, he quickly ended up leading me into the “race break” facility, because it was simply easier for him to just show me. ;)
It was a breathtaking, futuristic, site to me; this hanger shaped facility contained 22 modules, which gave me a cryogenic chill, but Gabriel quickly informed me these were simply the recovery nodes. This kid’s learned a lot, in his short time on the team, and he’s bonded with Vladimir very well. After much debate, mostly on my part, they convinced me to enter one of the recovery nodes. Gab told me he'll stay in here for days at a time, and they're awoken in a/an .... variety of ways, every 5 days...
I was pleasantly surprised to learn it was basically like a tanning booth, kind of. I found myself sprawled upon an entire bed of form fitting bosoms, and as the lid, covered in bosoms also, closed, I almost was smothered for a moment. No wonder they come out of this facility feeling fantastic and ready to race for kisses!
Note to self: steal a keycard
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I see the effects of Seattle drug legislation is ubiquitous
A few moments later...the sound of a door closing *cachunk* and we see a light shining on a white credit card shaped object and hear the voice of Cyrus Flynn saying, "I think we're going to be very good friends, Mr. KeyCard."
-Excerpt from the "Flynn Chronicles, the life of a PR Man"
2am, and the lights are dim in Luveauceck RB facility. The riders are sleeping, snuggled up in their busty beds. The slight sound of shuffling feet is heard in a far corner and a shadow moves against the wall.
*clink* *clink* A hand reaches out to steady rattling glass on the shelf behind the bar, as another hand gently places a bottle into a black bag.
You are pampering your riders! My riders are going Nederlandse Chuck Norris style
Hehe, good story. Nice to see your RBfacility
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